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Comments from Actual Doctors Reports!

  • By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.
  • Patient has chest pains if she lies on her side for over a year.
  • The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983.
  • Discharge Status: Alive without permission.
  • The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get Dr. ....... to dispose of him.
  • On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.
  • The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears depressed.
  • Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
  • The patient refused autopsy.
  • The patient has no past history of suicides.
  • The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.
  • She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.
  • The patient was in his usual state of health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.
  • She is numb from her toes down.
  • While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
  • Patient was alert and unresponsive.
  • When she fainted her eyes rolled around the room.

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